Living on earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you:
the more you have the longer you live

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I have noticed that the people who are late
are often so much more jollier than the people who have to wait for them

Most of us go to our grave with music still inside of us.

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colours…
but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person
is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.